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Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
An enigma of a man. He'll complain about something being in a video game, but if someone says it to him as a compliment, he'll accept it with honor and pride. He also typically tends to dislike things for the reason that they're popular, or that children like it.
"Did he complain about how a popular thing is bad, but then accept whatever that is when it's a compliment for him? What an Ashton move."
ashton is an amazing kisser, and an amazing boyfriend! his smile takes your breath away. there tall with enchanting blue eyes you can look into and get lost, when you find an ashton you often don't realize he is amazing until you get to know him, but once you get to know him you never want to lose him there someone you will want to keep to yourself. ashton often doesn't realize how sexy he his but his girlfriend dose. ashton always worries for everyone before himself and gives the best hugs, ashton always knows what to say to make you smile or knows exactly how to make you feel safe. once you meet an ashton if you're lucky enough and your that girl you will find yourself falling for him before you know it, ashtons completely sweet and he deserves so much love. when you look at ashton you will be in love with him before you even relize it.
girl 1: hey i heard you hung out with ashton yesterday your so lucky!
girl 2: yeah i never realized how his smile lights up the room before..
girl 1: girl your crushing
girl 2: no im not!
girl 1: oh look here's ashton coming over now!
girl 2: (blushing) wait what? where is he? (looking around exceeded)
a stupid dumb little boy who might murder your entire family.
wow did you know that Ashton is stupid
of course everyone knows that
He is a big black dude who is very hot everyone likes him girl want to ride his massive cock and balls girls see him and fant and he pulls all the girls
Stacy “have you seen Ashton he is so hot i just want to be riding his dick right now”
Julia “I know same”
Big black dude with a massive cock every girl thinks he is hot they all want to ride his massive cock and balls
“Omg it’s Ashton he’s so hot I wanna ride his massive dick”