Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.
This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?
I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
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When a non autistic person is saying stuff so autistic you could fill a glass with the autism that is coming out of his mouth.
Yo this dumbass be spittin' liquid autism all over the place.
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When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.
A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".
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When you sometimes get autistic accidents during school time or free time. You could for example just yell "fuck" without a reason. So autism lvl: Lasse is just being mentally challenged.
"Wow you're at the Autism lvl: Lasse" John said to Mick.
"You're autism lvl should be like Lasse, during the last hour of school" Mike said to Bob
A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
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Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.
Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.
Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl