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Auto freeze is a setting on your computer or mobile device that can only be turned off by submitting, F, Tab, control. If that did not work out. In order to turn it off you have to make sure it’s on.
Martha: My computer froze! I must have Auto- Freeze on!
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Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once
Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy
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My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car
Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto
An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
The act of a passenger letting rip with a toxic fart in a motorised vehicle which the other passengers or driver are unable to escape due to the vehicle being in motion.
Due to Gordons quick thinking of cranking up the car air conditioning he managed to avoid the worst of the dutch auto-trap that Claire had created.
When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!
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When, auto correct ruins what your saying and back fires on yourself thereby, wrecking yourself.
Your friend: "You're such a fuck yard" (meant to be fuck tard obviously).
You: "LOL Auto-co-wrecked!"