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the one of the best songs ever written- its by the 80's rock band styx.
come sail away- possibly the best song ever written.
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The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
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Inviting people to a party through an away message. Eliminating the burden of picking and chooseing who to invite as well as the time to make phone calls.
Advantages: This works well when you can only have a few people over because only the people who read he away message will know. You won't have to feel guilty or make people mad when you forget to invite them.
Disadvantages: You might have unwelcome guests.
This method works best for last minute parties planned a few hours beforehand.
Alex: Dude, why weren't you at Beckys party last night?
Spencer: what party? I wasn't invited! ::angrey glare::
Alex: oh dude don't worry, it was an Away Message invite, she didn't officially invite anyone. Just check the away messages more often.
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Often used as AFC, it is when you are playing COD and you want to get a beer, you tell your buddies "I'm gonna go AFC".
Tim needed to take a shit really bad, so you told his buddies he needed to go AFC while playing COD "away from controller"
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A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.
Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.
Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"
Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."
Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"
Virginity
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The sweet, kind guy who showed his feelings and genuinely cared for a woman and would have treated her like a treasure.
If you are reading this, you are the one that got away, and the girl who went back to the other guy instead of dating you regrets her decision.
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