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BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.
Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?
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A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.
Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.
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An Abino woman who happens to have sexual preference towards women ad who also happens to be bald either and most likely through having her head shaved.
Person A: OMG, did you see the bald albino lesbian?
Person B: No, dude I dont think there is such a person.
Person A: Why?
Person B: Coz you cant get a relevant google search!
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The idea is that that liar doesn't even have facial hair to hide his facial expression, and thus the lie is easily recognized -- and yet is told anyway.
Note: the expression is not bold face lie.
Saturday Night Live has had two characters that specialize in bald faced lies, Jon Lovitz's The Pathological Liar (e.g. "Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's it.") and Kristen Wiig's Penelope the Compulsive Liar (e.g. "Mine when through the roof too, they were just really high, they went around the roof and through the roof, so high that they were all over the roof. They were higher than yours."
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Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco.
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Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.
Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.
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This means that your dad is bald and thats it