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1. To Take A Dump( also referred to as shitting, pooing and twoing) but to completly destroy the facility usually causing shit to fly everywhere, a clogged toilet and on rare occasions people have been known to die from such an event
"Dude, you were fucking your bathroom last night and when I found you you were covered in shit and you were passed out!"
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The Mens Bathroom Choir (MBC) is a YouTube channel with around 14 boys that all sing together in their school's bathroom, however the person that records their school songs is female. They have covered songs such as: Drunken Sailor, The Avengers theme song, All I Want for Christmas is you, Radioactive, and The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Their most popular video (as of me writing this today) is Drunken Sailor. From the recent Coronavirus outbreak however, they have been uploading from their home bathrooms.
Guy 1: So, what are you doing in quarantine?
Guy 2: I'm learning Spanish!
Guy 3: I'm teaching my dog tricks!
Me: I have done nothing but watch the Mens Bathroom Choir for 3 weeks.
A chick that enjoys the shitter, she will spend hours on the toilet.
“Man, that bird has been on the shitter for ages. She is definitely a big bathroom chick”
The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.
Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.
when an ugly girl takes a picture of herself in a mirror and the camera flash hides her ugly face
you: dude check out this picture of this girl i've been talking to lately, shes so hot
me: haha man thats just the bathroom mirror illusion, shes ugly
you: ...damn
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Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.
"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.
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A bathroom where every drug in existence has been done
Bro they went to the quad c bathroom you know what that means