A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.
Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.
when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other
this guy is batter then this other guy
The ejaculate of a master online troll.
When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter
"Last night your mum was batter biting me"
Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!
The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."