A family game. You take turns RKOing a baby. First one to make the baby splat wins and gets to chant "Baby batter, baby batter, hit the ground and baby splatter."
Guy 1: Wanna play Baby Batter?
Guy 2: Yea man! Hold on I'ma get my baby sister.
Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!
Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter
Girl - Ew no way
Guy 2 - I will
(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)
When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.
Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...
Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.
It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka”
A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(