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a Medic player in Team Fortress 2 that primarily uses the Crusader's Crossbow to attack enemies instead of heal teammates. Success is not guaranteed but hate from your team is.
player : Guys we got a battle medic on our team
plyaer 2 : Goddammit
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A a 20 inch long head that is very wide and beasty. People often stay away from those people
Look at his head.
I know its so big
I think its a battle head
Me too.
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When two or more Ranga's battle one another. Usually lots of fiery punching, hissing, etc. Always to the death.
John: Hey Bruce check out those two Ranga's
Bruce: What are they doing/, they look like their fighting!
John: Holy shit RANGA BATTLE!
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A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.
Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!
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A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.
"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."
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An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.
Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
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Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.
Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.
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