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That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.
guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
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When two people are more than friends but the do not want anyone to know.
My best friend and her boyfriend have been an item for a year. They need to come out of the relationship closet and and admit they are in love.
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What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.
Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?
Teacher: What the fuck?
Danny: The water closet.
Teacher: What the fuck??
Danny: The restroom sir.
Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.
Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.
Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.
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closet freak. someone who seems nice but is really secretly naughty or a sex freak
Shay is a closet exhibitionist. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
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A very nice or expensive guitar that never gets played.
Have you seen Bob's 57 gold top? It's so sweet but he never plays it. It's a closet queen.
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Closet Fascist- Someone who claims to be a republican, but when that person speaks he/she resembles Hitler.
Joe Wurzelbacher-"To be honest with you, I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war . I liked back in World War I and World War II, when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them," this means Joe Wurzelbacher is a "Closet Fascist"
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1.) A very derisive term for a Democrat that would otherwise be described as a "Bleeding Heart Liberal."
2.) Someone who is entirely too left-wing for their own good.
'Joe is so in love with Barack Obama's policies that he may as well be a Closet Communist..."
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