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An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing
Also see TOILET TATTOO
Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!
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Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.
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the act, or product of moving bowls.
to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.
"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."
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person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go
Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes
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Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.
Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
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Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.
Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.
The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo