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Getting blasted in the face with breast milk
She gave me the Earlton blaster last night
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When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.
Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.
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when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.
"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"
When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.
Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!!
This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!
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a child friendly refrence to a toilet, typically assigned to the household item during potty training.
kyle finally learned how to use the doo doo blaster today.
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