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chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007

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Blonde Noise

Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.

"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.

Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.

by Bill Young July 29, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


illegally blonde

noun. the word used for a girl that is too hot for her own good. Usually the female will have a penis or have the I.Q. level equal to a dead pig. Therefore, it would be wrong for any male to try to make love with her.

Dude 1: check out that broad.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.

by MikeyMac2 January 23, 2008

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Bleach Blonde

An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup.

-Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.

-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.

by diirtyblondesdoitbetterrx May 25, 2010

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Suicide Blonde

A gorgeous blonde girl or woman who is crazy, fun, daring, and thrill-seeking. She is deeply emotional, highly sensitive, and often very sexual and/or sensual. She is physically stunning and her deeply emotional nature makes her captivating. She walks her own path. She may be an artist, a musician, a model, etc. The reason she is called a "suicide" blonde is that she is so full of crazy, sexual, adventurous, and artistic passion that she could "explode" at any moment. If you ever meet a suicide blonde, you are in for quite a ride.

That girl is such a suicide blonde. She is crazy hot, super smart and emotionally turbulent. She's an artist and is covered in tattoos and piercings. She is so smart but so emotional that I think she may self-destruct. I've never met a woman quite like her. She is captivating.

by Lemon Squeezee March 7, 2018

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blonde race

Blonde race, not really race. I know what you mean above, but it's just a heavy variation of the caucasian race, losely called white's sometines under professional circumstances.

blonde race, losely called whites.and have the same ethnicity of southern europeans. Europeans-caucasian, light sking people, race. head stucture, round eyes, caucasian body, thin lips.

by Angeles211 September 5, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Strawberry-Blonde

Sandwich grip half ass quarter turn jerk. And sloppy suck the rocket like you are sipening gas from a 1986 Toyota Tacoma

sloppy blowjob

She strawberry-blonde me all night long.

by Harmiley December 15, 2018

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