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The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"
Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!
when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”
When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!
Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”
2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used
3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”