breath holder

A person whom claims to be a Holocaust survivor

Every Jew I’ve ever known is a breath holder

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Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.

1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.

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fire breathing

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth

Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.

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Coffee Breath

Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!

Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.

"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"

"Easy with the coffee breath!"

"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."

"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"

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Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.

Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"

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Poopy Breath

the act of a male licking the anus of a female; no wipe, then kissing her immediately after with his breath

Last night Aaron gave Stephanie the poopy breath after she had 12 beers and White Castle following a shit without wiping.

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diddle breath

The smell of your breath after giving head.

"oh brooo, i totally got diddle breath right now"

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