1. (n) A Bulgarian pornstar/ sex trader/with a little asian girl fetish.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.
1. Did you see that porn video with that Teddy Cabbage? yeah dude, cabbage was getting ravaged everywhere I think I'm seeing double now.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.
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The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.
1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!
2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.
3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
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"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."
Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
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A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
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The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.
I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.
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This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.
Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!
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a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world
man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now
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