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The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.
Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican
While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.
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Craยทzy Cacยทtus Laยทdy
/หkrฤzฤ หkaktษs หlฤdฤ/
A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
Haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn't admit it, because she is scared of labels
Any female that has had enough penice in her to qualify as a cactus is a Arizona sorehoe cactus. This female can be found at any dope man's house , in their car, watching their kids and or sitting in the corner trying to get a freebe from anyone willing.
Man that girl Casandra is a real Arizona sorehoe cactus. I hear she does anybody for anything.
Man that girl casandra has more dicks in her then a porky pine. She's a real sorehoe cactus.
Some one that is spanish, and says that there mom says you bring them down, and leaves you on the corner to wait.
Ya my mom doesn't like you so there for I'm a Cactus Nigger.
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A Mexican that refuses to speak Spanish.
Joe: Hola como estas?
Cactus face: Hey what's up!
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A transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. The U.S. Airways flight that belly flopped into the Hudson River was Cactus 1549.
Friend 1: "Man, I don't want to ride in your car. If you go faster than 60 mph, it starts shaking like an addict and smoking like Lindsey Lohan."
Friend 2: "No way man. That thing is a Cactus 15-49. The only time you've ever been safer was when you were in your mother's womb."
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