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tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra

Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.

by Yoyodad October 9, 2019


mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard

i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection

by zachsplat420 March 20, 2017


potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 22, 2019


Barbarian cannon

Barbarian cannon is a card in clash Royale that is basically the mortar but like shoots gaybarians at a speed of a baby zombie and is 15x more gay. Anyone who uses barbarian cannons in clash Royale is so gay that they probably have never taken a shower in their life and probably sleeps with his uncle every night.

As if e giants and lumberloon freeze wasn’t gay enough, people who max out barbarian cannons probably are even more gay and make e barb users look straight. Barbarian cannon users are most likely just a group of 16 autistic clowns but even then clowns are funny unlike these gay barbarian cannon users. If anyone has this along with rage and freeze, just close your app and click uninstall. It’s not worth even trying to win.

Normal human being: “alright gonna play some ladder gonna get me some trophies”
Barbarian cannon user: *pulls out yawing and goblin emotes*
Normal human being: “Ok this Guy is annoying I’ll show him some manners”
Barbarian cannon user: *places cannon with rage and spams yawing princess emote*
Normal human being: “Ok that’s it I’m jumping off a frickin’ roof”

by Lumberloon main October 12, 2022


Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.

Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.

by Gobbler2001 April 21, 2011


Packabowl's Cannon

A variation on the Title "Pachabell's Cannon," A famous classical round.

Definition: Pack a bowl (of mariwan or crack or whatever)

"Are you 'bout ready to packabowl's cannon?"
"Nah man, you got me fUcked up.

by Deskin' September 25, 2007


Skin Cannon

When the male grabs with one or two hands underneath the nutsack and and on top of the shaft, like holding a cup. It makes the image of a civil war-era cannon.

The skin cannon is great way to relive the civil war era all over your girlfriends face.

by ColonelSandersBrother June 25, 2009