peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

3👍 4👎

Missouri Canoe Blow

Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.

This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.

So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!

3👍 4👎

ben big canoe

a huge cock that kat dragonsack tickles

ben big canoe

2👍 3👎

Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.

Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.

1👍 15👎

Fuck Your Canoe

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.

Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!

6👍 21👎

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

86👍 15👎

little man in the pink canoe

womans clit.

man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.

211👍 54👎