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the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.
friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"
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A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.
My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.
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To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.
"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."
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When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse
Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.
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The creature that did the Holly Jolly on the Panama Canal (<---not the panama canal)
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The relationship between the federal government and the banking industry.
Because of the secret cheat chain in the U.S. my brother lost his house
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the act of pursuing a relationship OR soliciting sex from another person through an instant message and/or online dating service.
Person #1 :"Johnny's old-lady caught him e-cheating."
Person #2 :"I'll bet he got his IMs crossed up."
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