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Parts of your ass ripped or chewed off.
Found body in the forest....
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"
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Chain chewing gum. When you're anxious about something and start maniacally chewing one gum after another (normally dedicating a few seconds to each gum, not taking all its flavour).
It can get addictive when you're really nervous. Its like soft drugs for kids. Afterwards, you feel funny.
Don't try it with Big Red though.
After his chewing gum chain, Jake felt sick and twice as nervous.
Jessica chain chewed a whole packet of Big Red and her mouth felt like burning shit the rest of the day.
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While receiving fellatio, you quickly insert your fat dip of snuff in the receivers mouth at time of ejaculation.
Guy 1 : hey man you got any copenhagen?
Guy 2: yeah man, how much you need?
Guy 1 : like a quarter can, I'm gonna quickly put it in this girls mouth when I bust in her mouth
Guy 2: *high fives* hell yeah, give her that big league chew
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Really awesome bubble gum that comes in small strips like confetti. It's a party in your mouth.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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A great song by one of the best bands ever, Nirvana. Kurt Cobain wrote it before Bleach, Nirvana's first album, and it was considered for it, but never made it in. Still a great song, though. Look it up on Youtube.
Lyrics to Pen Cap Chew.
Ummm, lies again
Ummm, mine
Ummm, mmmm
You go, you give, you get, you get to me
All the years of tyrants such an easy way to go
You go, you give, you get, you get to me
Time to struggle and the scaling of fingernails
Ummm, lies again
Ummm, mine
Ummm, mmmm
You're lonely
Waste your time by saying he was gullible
Give up all additions in there where it's cold
Push that gate, it is the age of red eye shame
Protest swine, go to jail, the travesty
Two minutes slow...slow...slow...oh
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A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
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Doing anyting a box of rocks would know is stupid
Kenzie is rock chewing stupid for treating him the way she has been.