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an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate
i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.
An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.
Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.
you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.
John-Boy: Hey how was your night?
Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.
John-Boy: ....
Arse hole: in particular while refering to the act of anal intrusion
He's so hot I'm gonna smash his Chocolate Turbine tonight
Similar to the ‘wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.
Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.