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you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.
John-Boy: Hey how was your night?
Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.
John-Boy: ....
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An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.
Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.
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Arse hole: in particular while refering to the act of anal intrusion
He's so hot I'm gonna smash his Chocolate Turbine tonight
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Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with chocolate flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Pour 2/3 glass of milk in a pot (you can measure with your fancy glass🤪). Then add powder hot chocolate (I reccomend Ciobar dark chocolate), mix well and boil. Be careful: don't make it too hot or thick! Pour it in a fancy glass and add cold milk (it will be about 1/3 or less) because the milkshake shouldn't be warm! There you have a chocolate milkshake that is in my opinion as good as the one in the cafè near you😄
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Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.
"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
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Similar to the ‘wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.
Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.
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