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Chocolate Bowling

An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.

Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.

by EmeraldsMom August 9, 2011

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Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate

i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.

by TheIronTangerine May 19, 2007

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Chocolate MudCake

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.

John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....

by NiggaLearn! April 1, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

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chocolate hostage

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

by Gav P November 28, 2005

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Chocolate Turbine

Arse hole: in particular while refering to the act of anal intrusion

He's so hot I'm gonna smash his Chocolate Turbine tonight

by Juju Boggle November 18, 2008

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


chocolate steve

Similar to the β€˜wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.

Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.

by Brian Krakow June 30, 2008

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