An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.
Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.
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an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate
i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.
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you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.
John-Boy: Hey how was your night?
Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.
John-Boy: ....
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Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.
"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
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Arse hole: in particular while refering to the act of anal intrusion
He's so hot I'm gonna smash his Chocolate Turbine tonight
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Similar to the βwet willieβ. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on oneβs index finger, and inserting it into a friendβs ear, unknowingly.
Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.
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