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When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)
"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"
“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
When you bust a nut on the bus
Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”
A female dwelling or space reserved for a woman's items and décor.
The clam cove, as it were, is the feminine equivalent to a Man cave.
I just need some peace and quiet, watch the kids for an hour please, I'm going to my clam cove to read.
Where a woman use a showerhead to massage her vagina
I was drowning the clam for about 15 minutes and it felt so good oh my god.
Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.
Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.