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When you’re in the pool in a swimsuit or birthday suit and other people are inside the house in all of their clothes. They try and convince other people in the pool to exit and join their cult on the inside.
Shelby and Lauren are no fun, they are members of the fully clothed cult.
The type of clothing you find in alot of clothing stores that trys to make your 2 1/2 year old daughter look a prostitute.
You are trying to find clothes for your 2 1/2 year old daughter at the local kids clothing store. But as soon as you walk in you see all of the outfits are low cut, mid waist, hoochie mama clothes something a prostitute would wear. That store sells Prosti-Tot clothes for little girls.
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A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.
Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
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Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
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Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
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n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.
1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.
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AKA "mud touched the cotton"
When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.
Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.
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Someone who can appear or disguise themselves as a worldly member of society, but is in fact a strong, humble, righteous, God loving and cunning person.
"Did you see the looks on their faces when Johnathan just walked in there like he was apart of them, and then totally humbled them!? He's a total sheep in wolf's clothing!"
1 Samuel 27:5-12
5) Now David said to Achish, “If I have found favor with you, let me be given a place in one of the outlying towns, so I can live there. Why should your servant live in the royal city with you?” 6) That day Achish gave Ziklag to him, and it still belongs to the kings of Judah today. 7) The length of time that David stayed in Philistine territory amounted to a year and four months.
8) David and his men went up and raided the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites. From ancient times they had been the inhabitants of the region through Shur as far as the land of Egypt. 9) Whenever David attacked the land, he did not leave a single person alive, either man or woman, but he took flocks, herds, donkeys, camels, and clothing. Then he came back to Achish, 10) who inquired, “Where did you raid today?”
David replied, “The south country of Judah,” “The south country of the Jerahmeelites,” or “The south country of the Kenites.”
11) David did not let a man or woman live to be brought to Gath, for he said, “Or they will inform on us and say, ‘This is what David did.’” This was David’s custom during the whole time he stayed in the Philistine territory. 12) So Achish trusted David, thinking, “Since he has made himself repulsive to his people Israel, he will be my servant forever.”
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New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."
Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.
This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.
Dave "Whoa, look at her..."
Andy "Mate, stay away, she's a Milf in sheep's clothing."
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