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Club Shove

Giving someone in a club (or pub) a shove, usually because they're stepping all over your shoes or hitting you in the head with their badly co-ordinated limbs.
The club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.

Kate decided that the only way to stop her brand new heels being trod on AGAIN was to impliment the club shove on this guys ass, luckily she could blame her spastic dancing as the reason for him being hit.

by Allanah F March 11, 2008


Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.

I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019


blunt club

A group of girls who regularly participate in bitchcraft. They tend to piss everyone off by telling the truth, instead of beating around the bush.

Everyone thinks Ashlie, Lauren, and Adrienne are bitches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub

by Paige_Poo June 12, 2017


Club-Shine

The pivotal point for a female between dry and dripping with sweat achieved only while dancing ones ass off at a club or party.

Club-Shine requires the service of a capable DJ who can play more than 2 danceable songs in a row or a host that doesn't have Rick Astley on their iPod.

Club-Shine is a non-point for men because society allows them to just call it sweat.

After 5 songs, my club-shine was at risk, so we grabbed a couple mojitos to cool off.

by ericizmine February 22, 2010


Club Karma

An 18 and under club in Myrtle Beach where you can rent a VIP lounge and party like a rockstar, but still look like a douchenugget.

Are you drunk?

No, man, I just got outta CLUB KARMA! I'm buzzed on energy drinks! *thumbs up*

by 12345Bob12345 August 14, 2007


Cubs Club

A club started by Sean McConeghy and Audrey Scheulen at Coconut Tree in Roatan, Honduras on June 18, 2014. Membership in the Club is attained by doing one shot of beer a minute up to the number of years that it has been since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

We joined the Cubs Club last night at the bar. The tab was huge but worth it.

by AmeriPaddy June 19, 2014


bay club

the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management

karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.

by happicali22 March 29, 2020