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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017


DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016


Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki

Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?

by Bitchum January 22, 2016


Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.

You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.

by VirtualShark August 22, 2016


lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017


Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 11, 2015


cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.

Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her

by wesley walker December 22, 2021