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A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.
"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."
It is the vertical two dots that you will see in everyday life pretty much.
Person 1: Hey what are those two dots?
Person 2: That's a colon, stupid!
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epic colons:
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Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.
"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!
A description of when someone farts (colon burps)
Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.
If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.