Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.
Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be
"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"
He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend
A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.
Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"
September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.
Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.
When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep
Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep