creeping fatty

A girl who begins their stay in your life looking fit and trim, and, over time, gains weight to the point where they are fat. This is never good, because you have become attached to their personality, but hate their looks. A trap.

Nick: "poor justin. Looks like tonia was a creeping fatty after all!"

Brian: "yeah.... I kinda feel bad for both of them..."

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creeping skubel

One who auditorily spies on others who have pocket dialed them in hopes to capture juicy gossip.

Analogous to the visual spy- peeping tom.

I accidentally pocket dialed Al, but instead of hanging up he creeping skubel'd me and stayed on the phone for several minutes.

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horny creep

Roaming around the town late at night in hopes of picking up girls.

K: we're goin out on a horny creep, u want in?
B: sure, I'll get ma b00ts

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Creep Walk

to br00t@lly walk around to br3@kdowns.

you can find scene kids displaying this at local murdercore shows.

Scotty: Dude, I got roundhouse kicked soo hard, when I was creep walking around to that br00t@l breakdown at the TDWP show last night.

Jerry: That sucks brah, you shouldn't creep walk that low next time.

Scotty: Shut up, Jerry.

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creep stare

A byproduct of intense ogling towards a woman, preferably when she is not aware. Notable characteristics include heightened lack of self-awareness, decreased hand-eye coordination, increased time gaps between eye blinks, pupil dilation, drooling, and possibly a mild erection (see chubber).

Other males who have been inadvertently caught in the line of sight have likened the experience to making eye contact with Medusa.

So the bartender with the nice ass bent over and we all took a peek, but Paul really gave her the creep stare.

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Creeping Snake

When a male is having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position and she deficates on his member.

Debbie gave Harry a Creeping Snake.

Mary's Creeping Snake was huge and had some corn on it.

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Horny Creep

A Horny Creep is a man who only has one thing in mind.. vagina. He tries hard to get what he can't have and will often end the night in anger and tears.

How to recognize a "Horny Creep"
1.) Dick will feel like handlebar
2.) May tickle you without stopping
3.) Say things like "Im so hard right now" or "Can you handle it"
4.) Drinks smirnoff ice

"Sean is a Horny Creep!"

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