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When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her
The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out
Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard
The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.
Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.
Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.
Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"
The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.
the dry blood on a penis after period sex.
"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"
Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.
“Ah that mans an asshole”
“He’s a crusty fucker”
A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.
He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.