The cutest fucking vampire ever
Twilight (Edward Cullen)
An Edward Cullen is a super hot, kind, Loving, Badass guy.
Hey that guy over there is SUPER hot!
Yeah he’s a total Edward Cullen!!
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To Cullen/Cullening (Verb)
To act like Cullen: rage quit, act like a cry-baby, be annoying, want to argue, like arguments, want to make people go and be mad and angry, act goofy, be totally irrelevant.
Person1: "Nah famalam! Bohumír is cullening again, what a bozo."
The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.
Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?
Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.
An Emmet is a chad vampire. He is a geezer but American. and does NOT go to the pub and is nicer than the traditional British lad. He is quite big and usually in a silly goofy mood, bordering on dad humour.
person: is that an emmet cullen?
me: yes!! he looks like a geezer but much nicer :)
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A kid that goes bar down on tendys like its his day job, he's the life of the party and is generally associated with banging hot sloots named Victoria or vicky and love to take chicks to pound town
(Bob)"Man your a cullen b!"
(Gerry)" thanks bruh"
An unfunny joke
Person 1: “why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2:”I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 1: “because it wanted to go to kfc”
Person 2:”that was a cullen”