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When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...
Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware
Hates gays and is an absolute bitch is also extremely stupid and a poo poo head
When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
a powerful, intimidating lesbian.
man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.
Another word for Penis
“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”
When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.
Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl
Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."