Full Deck

(n) A two-handed handjob.

I heard her say "You like a full deck?" so I looked to my right and she was jerking him off with both hands!

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Beans on Deck

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

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Go Deck

Go Deck: A freaking idiot, someone who messes up constantly

Goddamn Rachel you broke my door you go deck!

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deck the halls

Verb.

When one performs sex with another partner during christmas szn. Usually occurring near a christmas tree while both partners have lights and ornaments hanging on them as if they are christmas trees. Stuff with the butt is necessary.

Dom: Yo bro did you deck the halls of Georgia last night?
Tim: Hell yeah bro! I ate that ass too.

Dom: Aye that’s whats up.

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hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

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slippery deck

To perform a slippery deck you must be having sex from behind with your partern on a hard surface,kitchen floor for ex. Before you cum, pull out and jizz right infront of your gf and then puch her forwards so he slips on the jizz and slides away.

Oh man I gave my gf the best slippery deck in the kitchen yesterday.

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Deck Dogz

A harsh gang crew in Perth Australia.

The deck dogz will kill u bitch

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