Daddy Derek

The daddy of all dereks, probably the greatest scott to ever live.

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Marsh: "I can't wait for first lesson"
Joe: "Why?"
Marsh: "Because we get to see Daddy Derek"
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2.

Joe: "Oh my god I love Daddy Derek, Daddy Derek is a real Babe"

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Derek brindle

The act of taking a girls shirt and putting it up her bump hole.

Last night I did the Derek Brindle with my girlfriend.

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Derek-Insight

When people say things that make them sound smart, but really they're just annoying everyone.

Jim-"Dude, why is everything so difficult to understand in this class??"
John-"Well you see..."
Jim-"Forget it, don't give me your Derek-Insight"

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Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

Tad, Nick, and Derek

Those 3 gay polygamist’ that live next door.
They do threesomes every night and take turns slabbing on each other’s nobs.
On weekends they kidnap little boos and gangbang them.

Rio: You know Tad, Nick, and Derek
Adrian: Yeah I heard them gangbanging a little boi last night
Rio: Really I saw the m doing it in public

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The New Dirty Derek

A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.

Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.

derek grant

Drummer for the Alkaline Trio, and formerly for the Suicide Machines. Looked like an emo kid, but changed his image to fit in with the Alkaline Trio, who think they're vampires or something.

"Derek Grant changed his emo kid-look, which is uncool. Changing to fit in is stupid. Poor, confused Derek. Someone should hit him."

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