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Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial
To masturbate tickle the clitoris
Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night
Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person
Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings
A stage 5 clinger who calls at 7:30pm on a Saturday after sending 5 consecutive text messages.
Case powder dialed me last night.
A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
When you accidentally call someone when your phone is in the front pocket.
“Is this a booty call?”
No, my bad. It was dick dial!
When one is wearing a wet bathing suit and your phone is laying on your lap and your penis suddenly gets the urge to dial your buddy Kyle.
“Hey, my bad bro. That was a dick dial.”
“It’s all good man. It happens to me all the time.”