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A boy who thinks he’s on some pimp shit but is in fact not. One who may be involved in the following activities; promoting only fans, trying and failing to spit game, claiming to have hoes but no bitches in sight and no money in his pocket.
I heard John got some bitches on the block
Nah he just a diet pimp
a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.
Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"
Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.
When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.
"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."
A euphemism for looking positively at coming adversity especially when one is surrounded by challenges and wins are few and far between.
When we thrive the sweetness and savory nature of life lead to over-indulgence. Which soften us up. Therefore a great way to approach tailwinds and setbacks is to see them as a life diet something that gets us back into fighting shape.
Please note this term should never be used flippantly to refer to more serious life challenges.
2020 has been rough, I guess it’s time for a life diet. Not seeing my friends? Yeah that’s the broccoli. Being stuck in the house? Yup that’s the peas... ahh life diet.
When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.
Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass
Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.
Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.
Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!