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This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.
"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"
a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.
person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!
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A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything
A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.
Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.
Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.
Knowing you exist
makes me happy
to be alive
"she said she was going to put effort into ensuring a healthy diet"
A person who is excessively thin or losing weight fast because they are always doing cocaine and drinking alcohol. Cocaine causes a person to not eat as it kills appetite.
Did you see how much weight Jessie lost? She must be on the supermodel diet knowing her!