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Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.
Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.
A gadget which consists of two items. One being a dildo, the other being a drone (pretty self explanatory). The dildo drone can be used for many activities such as a masturbation.
Did you see my new dildo drone that just arrived its very cool
A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.
I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.
Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.
"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"
An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.
“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”
“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”
Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better
Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others