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Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better
Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others
A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.
I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.
Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.
“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”
“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”
the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around
i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.
1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .
Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.
Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.
Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!
Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.
Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.
Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.