person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,
Where's the ding dong destroyer?
A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in
Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!
A epic or very large mustache.
My god, look at that Ding dong duster.
a greeting towards polish people by people named brandon
oi fam a lamb a ding dong get on ur knees
To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.
Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.