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Eating a girl’s ass out under water
Dude I went scuba diving last night!
When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet
Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees
Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.
Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?
Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*
Denise:...
A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.
The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.
Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes
I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk
Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving
to give head to a stranger
I just met this chic and she went shy diving first thing!