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Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2021


safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011


up the dodge

Pregnant

I can’t believe I’m up the dodge, I thought I was being careful!

by Puddle75 January 21, 2018


doggie dodge

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.

Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.

by MuddyBottoms August 23, 2022


dodging on the run

This can be Defined as follows: Being chased and throwing off your pursuer by making quick sudden stops and changing directions rhythmically

This is how Dodging on the run can be defined: she was chasing him and all of a sudden he dodges to the left her by stopping short and changing directions, he went left as she ran a short distance in a straight line

by ronson1132 July 16, 2018


Dodge Mason

a very attractive man, like jesus fucking christ, no words can discribe how hot that man is.

person A: have you seen episode 6 of panic yet?
personB: yeah dude, *dodge mason* could hit it if he wanted to tbh

by Alastair2828 May 3, 2022


Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 13, 2019