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The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.
My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.
When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.
“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”
Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.
After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.
I can’t believe I’m up the dodge, I thought I was being careful!
A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches
That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy
In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!