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An aggressive way of telling someone to stop talking.
Ignorant Person " the holocaust never really happened you know?"
Person 1 "you know what you want to do with that?"
Ignorant Person "what's that?"
Person 1 " put a banging donk on it!"
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To place a bet in first position on the river in texas holdem with little or no value to be gained. This play is used as a bluff and a scare tatic, most likely resulting in additional bets gained at a latter time.
I had missed a draw and I led out on the river knowing I could not win this was a donk bet.
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In a hand of poker, when two opponenets bluff wildly with no apparent logic, including the second donkey who actually calls a large bet with no significant hand, it is known as Double Donk. This results in results in table-wide stunnage, casting a shadow of diminished credibility on the both players for a minimum of 5 hands. The same vernacular can be applied appropriately in situations such as Triple Donk and Quadruple Donk, and MASTER DONKAGE. (meaning more than 5 donkeys completely donking it up with despite all-ins around the table, and no pairs whatsoever.)
omg, a double donk!?! No, all five of you have no hand at all!! MASTER DONKAGE! Unbelievable.
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when somebody gets too drunk, and they end up passing out, or blacking out.
She donked out on the stairs
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A very large penis. When the man pulls it out to take a piss it makes a "ba-donk" sound.
Girl: "That guy had a huge ba-donk"
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1. When you sneak up behind someone (preferably female) and punch them in the donk (their butt).
2. When a man is having sex from behind a woman and when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoves it into her donk. (Normally not done on a woman you ever care to have sex with again or a true freak).
This defines itself donk punch.
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a serious shit or crap. to take a dump.
Eh, where you headed with the paper brah?
I've got to unload one mean donk!
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