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When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"
when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)
"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"
That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
that son of a hoe that made baby sammy drink his damn blood and now sammy’s a this weird crossbred, long haired hottie who also sucks his lady demon friends blood when his brothers not around.. wait i got off track.. the yellow eyed demon is a um bitch that’s all.. also he’s either dead or in hell now i can’t remember
THE YELLOW EYED DEMON IS A HOE
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When a man drops down to dip his balls in a womans mouth otherwise known as a teabag and accidently hits her in both eyes causing her to blink.
"I went to teabag my woman but instead I gave her a double eyed blinky"
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1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas
2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong
Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"
Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"
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