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A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"
That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
When a man drops down to dip his balls in a womans mouth otherwise known as a teabag and accidently hits her in both eyes causing her to blink.
"I went to teabag my woman but instead I gave her a double eyed blinky"
that son of a hoe that made baby sammy drink his damn blood and now sammy’s a this weird crossbred, long haired hottie who also sucks his lady demon friends blood when his brothers not around.. wait i got off track.. the yellow eyed demon is a um bitch that’s all.. also he’s either dead or in hell now i can’t remember
THE YELLOW EYED DEMON IS A HOE
1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas
2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong
Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"
Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"