Mechanical engineering

The best college major.

I heard you study mechanical engineering.

Actually Anjali, it’s pronounced “best college major.” I can understand your confusion tho, you’re not the brightest bulb on the tree.

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Engine Breather

A "firefighter" that ,for some unknown reason, begins breathing air from his/her SCBA while in the fire apparatus, while en route to a fire call. These individuals are then automatically reclassified as "Yard Breathers" once they exit the fire apparatus. See definition for "Yard Breather"

That Johnny is a damn Engine Breather, look, the trucks not even on scene and he's breathing air

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dumb engineers

wannabe losers who think they have achieved everything after becoming an engineer and the only reason they become an engineer so that they would go around telling people I'am an engineer! they cry themselves to sleep wondering why he/she doesnt like me maybe if I become an engineer so that will change and they seem to have an inferiority complex from doctors and they deal with that by making fun of them ok the dumb part they can't really do any hands-on work just the dumb blabbering.

head engineer: I would like you to construct a building.
dumb engineers: I didnt really learned that at engineering school....but I am an engineer!!

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architectural engineer

Architectural Engineers make buildings stand up and people comfortable in their environment. They can specialize in structural or in systems. Arch E's pretty much rock.

without architectural engineers your office would fall down

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Engineer Syndrome

A student currently studying engineering who believes he or she is better than everyone else simply because he or she studies engineering. It is especially common with engineers who are not failing all of their classes, but can be seen in any and most engineers.

Person 1: That engineer just totally made me feel inferior about my major.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.

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revving the engine

Often means that a woman is becoming more aroused; things are getting hotter

There's nothing like SpideyPool porn to get her revving the engine

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search engine

A clever device used with the internet, usually used by school-aged children for reports, etc. Unfortunetly, there are downsides to this information mecca. Most results include pornography, which really should not be seen by school aged children. Sites include Google, Ask Jeeves, and AltaVista.

Little Bobby: Mr. Teacher, I typed in the search engine "Horny Frog" and I got all this stuff...does this have to do with the horny frog?
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!

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