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Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.
"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...
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To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.
I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.
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The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.
Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.
A sarcastic term meaning "to walk"
Man, I had to take the shoe leather express!
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Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.
Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!
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Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.
Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."
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When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.
Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.