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Condition of face caused by playing with yourself
"Shane's whackers face is very disruptive"
the facail features of a person/organism that is extremely round, iron hot red and has a very high density of freckles normally coverying the whole surface area of the face.
Did you see that guy?? he had a massive chopper face
1st prize in the chopper challenge to chopper face in the front row
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Pocket face is an indirect way of saying "you're a hoe". The deeper you get in the pocket, the sluttier you are.
She hooked up with 2 guys in one night? Pocket face or what?
Man. She is deep in the pocket.
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The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.
*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
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You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"
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/SHred.diNG/ /fās/
shred·ding-face
verb.
A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"
"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"
"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"
"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
The expression you show after a dumb, or pointless joke.
Justin: HEY! What's the capitol of Thailand?
Danielle: What?
Justin: BANGKOK! *smacks crotch* *breaks out in fit of laughter*
Danielle: That joke doesn't work, I'm a girl.
Justin: Oh......
Danielle *line face*
To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.
see also facebook stalker
"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"
"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"