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A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
Jared gave Rachel the gross finger.
The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
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Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.
Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.
I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.
When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom
More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.