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Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.
I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
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Cock Flu is another way of saying gonorrhea.
With so many animal flu's going around, like Bird Flu and Swine Flu, who would argue with Cock Flu?
My girlfriend is pissed! She screaming that I gave her gonorrhea. I said "No! I have Cock Flu. YOU have gonorrhea!
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I heard Jennifer is a Flu Flammer Nigga
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They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu
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The swine flu came from Mexico, therefore its now the Mexican Flu. This flu is potentially deadly even to young healthy adults. If you have the Mexican Flu you should you should consider burrying yourself for weeks.
Yo, my girl just came from Mexico and now she has the Mexican flu..... that hoe must have sucked face with a few of them.
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When a person just doesnt want to do anything and uses this as an excuse
Person 1: Dude i dont do anything today im sick
Person 2: O really what do u have
Persin 1: Ive got mexican flu
Person 2: O u should get ur rest
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