Fluff Factor

The amount of hair that a person allows to "fluff" in their vagina or penis region.

I put my hand down her panties to finger her and I felt she had a fluff factor seven. It's cold so I know you need to keep that pussy warm, BUT FUCK NO I WON'T GO DOWN ON YOU!!

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fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

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fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge

"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."

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bum fluff

A collection of grit and dust that take refuge in ones arse. It isn't actually fluff at all...more a build up of dirt and crust

"My bum fluff is itching"

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fluff tander

A term used to describe someone who collects the fluff from their navel to make a rather fetching sweater.

Look at that fluff tander's new sweater!

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Fluff and Fold

Dismember and break bones of the deceased, remove all traces, and discard in hefty bags.

How should we handle vic in the bedroom? Do the usual fluff and fold.

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Fluff Dawg

He dawg Adams name, he has fluffy hair like clouds Its cool.

I am gonna go skate the church with fluff dog

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