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orange football

An extremely strong variety of adderall . Comprised of 30mg of various instant release amphetamines, this pill will have you speeding your ass off.

Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"

Toss me an orange football O.J. Simpson.

by Barry's drug facts and radios January 10, 2015


bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 6, 2011


Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.

Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker

by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016


football hungover

The horrible morning-after hangover, when your college football team wins a nail-biter and you stay up until 4 in the morning running around on campus screaming and freaking out. Symptoms include but are not limited to voice loss, stomach-ache, and waking up 7 minutes before your 11:40 class starts.

Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.

by Wade Pehrson September 7, 2010


Freshman Football

A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.

Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*

by stephen 47 November 4, 2018


American Football

A fictional sport from the "Friday Night Lights" universe. Originally a book by H.G. Bissinger, it was also adapted into a movie and TV series. The sport itself is mostly nonsense, but an american organization, the NFL, saw fit to to interpret it for use in the real world. It is believed that the acronym NFL was created by scrambling the letters of FNL. Unlike FNL, the NFL is unscripted. This has been received negatively by critics who came to love the characterizations and plot lines in FNL. Most people are patiently awaiting the day that the NFL is cancelled and FNL is renewed.

American Football was better in the book.

by Obviously Really Real February 8, 2014

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Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005

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