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God Church

A "god church" is a term used by the youtube and television star Jake Paul.
The term "god church" means a lot as the way Jake Paul said in the song "It's Everyday Bro" "and it's selling like a god church.
This references the widespread belief of god across the world and how many people go to church to worship their god.

I sell my merch like a god church.

by Logan Paul. July 12, 2017

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Church Hopping

To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.

To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.

"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templarโ€™s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."

"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."

by The Moody Poet October 2, 2006

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The Church of Fat

John R. Lindensmith's blog on Xanga. A cult conduit for some, a mild amusement for others. Noteworthy, to say the least. www.xanga.com/the_church_of_fat

The Church of Fat has had many interesting articles of late, pertaining to movies, molestation, and misanthropy. I'm going to go become a Fatter now.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

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Church on the move

When everybody in your crew leaves a certain spot at the same time

*Shots fired in a club*
Homie: "Church on the move"
*Everybody runs out of the club*

by AngelDust919 December 17, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


underground church

a type of church that has the same general theology as christian churches and believes in the same God (the trinity: father, son, holy spirit) as your local baptist church, except these churches are filled with subcultural christians. the punks, goths, hardcore kids, bikers, hippies, etc generally gather here. The main difference in these churches, besides the obvious outer appearance of those inside of the church, is the focus on love and grace. people in underground churches don't appreciate religion, because they feel that religion is man's attempt to get to God, but in reality, God already provided that bridge through Jesus... so religion is worthless. God is not just a set of rules, do's and don'ts... He is alive and moving, and loves everyone just the same.

you'll more than likely never here the words "youre going to hell", or anything else that you've probably associated christianity with inside these churches or from the mouth of those who attend, because more than likely...they're just as fed up, if not more, with the state of Christianity in america than you are. while they do practice bibilcal principles, the concept of condemnation doesnt really fit in there. No matter who you are, where you've come from, or what youve done... you're on equal ground.

Our generation is searching for the truth, and the 'truth' most of the modern church is claiming to have is not right. it's not about huge churches, the prosperity gospel ("if you give, you'll get more in return!"...selfish motive? what?), and entertainment, your appearance, etc. its about Jesus. Period. It's about our generation being aware of their relationship with God and how much he really does love you, despite what society tells you. underground churches push the limits of Spirituality, and often times are shunned by mainstream churches as being 'wrong', when in reality, we're after the same thing they are (awareness of faith), just in a different package. ironic, huh?

the underground church movement goes back a decade or two, and one of the most famous underground churches is Revolution, Atlanta. Founded by son of Jim and tammy faye bakker... Jay bakker started this revolutionary ministry over ten years ago. Other churches have followed behind, such as deliverance bible church in dallas, texas and Rise Above in San Antonio, Texas...and multiple other underground churches are popping up everywhere.

In summary, Underground Churches are christianity with a generational twist relevant to those that mainstream mega churches possibly can't reach. A place where everyone can come and experience the love of our Creator without feeling like an outcast or like they have to live up to a certain false perception of what a "christian" really is. It's not a denomination or a religion, they're just after Jesus...and forming communities of people with the same interests and love for God. for more information, I suggest reading Son of a Preacher Man: My Search for Grace in the Shadows by Jay Bakker.

1. that church where all the punks and goths go is an underground church.

2. i think underground churches are awesome. there are many all over the world, and they're all geared towards different types of people, from punks and bikers, to hippies.

3. I think if I had to sum up underground churches in one word it would be "Revolution".

by kdav December 21, 2005

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charlotte church

a name for a person that gets easily smashed, after say, two alcoholic beverages. lightweight!
originates from the real Charlotte Churches lightweightedness, and a quote from max and paddys road to nowhere.

so how was last night?
yea it was cool, until charlotte church here couldnt hold her ale.

by robo=1 October 26, 2006

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Church Slut

The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.

"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

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